Tonight.

Sorry it's been awhile guys, but I've been off having my adventures... you know how it is.

So it's Monday, Feb. 2 when this is all occurring....

Today was a hell of a day. Dell finally returned "Mumu's" broken laptop so Crawford House took a road-trip to Mumu's place to pick it up. Those of us who weren't driving had a few beers and a couple shots and we headed back home. On the way back some asshole was driving like some kind of special ed student and nearly hit some guy, so, being Chris Miller, I leaned out of the passenger window and screamed all the obscenities I've ever learned from my father at him while flipping him the bird.

I didn't take into account in my drunken state that some people have road rage.

In retrospect, what probably actually pissed him off was when he pulled us next to us giving me the "what the fuck" asshole look and hand movements and I just waved at him like I didn't just flip him off.

The guy began driving even fucking crazier, and pulled in front of us and slammed on his brakes, trying to send us off the road. He kept this shit up the whole way home and FOLLOWED us into our town.

Fuck crazy drivers.

The funny story happened later when a guy named Danny came into Jinx's room when we were playing Rock Band. He looked at us and just said, "Don't come in" while going into his bathroom.
We assumed he was showering or something until my roommate "Knight" came in. He asked where Danny was and we pointed to the bathroom. He opened the door to reveal a naked-ass Danny getting blown by some ugly whore while our other friend J.O was drilling the shit out of her.

Let me reiterate here: THEY WERE GIVING THIS GIRL THE EIFFEL-FUCKING TOWER!

The look on this girl's face as he opened the door was priceless. Let me try to describe it-

We can all see her face between Danny's legs, and all she could do was look at the twenty dudes packed in this room staring back at her with giant doe-eyes with Danny's dick in her mouth.

She screamed and threw her clothes on, running back into the other room. As she left we all yelled, "Walk of SHAAAME!"

I just thought the look on this girl's face was a once-in-a-lifetime thing and I figured I should share it with you all.